1. fakescience:

Today we’ve got five amazing quotes from Bill Nye, The Science Guy!
    Reblogged from: queenspuppyciel
  2. dirrtyflowerchild:

    all-about-living-up:

    adeventute time helped me get over my last breakup no fuckin joke i shit u not

    literally adventure time knows their shit

    Reblogged from: queenspuppyciel
  3. raltimore:

    Cinematic masterpiece tbqh

    Reblogged from: queenspuppyciel
  4. ledamemangociana:

deadlyliv:

afternoonsnoozebutton:

maxfuckingbemis:

she’s 23 and she didn’t know she had a vagina until 5 days ago

This is why we don’t do close readings of 50 Shades of Grey.

omg before i read the caption i thought this was just a horribly written fanfic
oh wait

everytime this post comes up i have to laugh not just coz of the commentary but
"Bed?" I blink rapidly 
like wtf is she morse coding that shit at him or

    ledamemangociana:

    deadlyliv:

    afternoonsnoozebutton:

    maxfuckingbemis:

    she’s 23 and she didn’t know she had a vagina until 5 days ago

    This is why we don’t do close readings of 50 Shades of Grey.

    omg before i read the caption i thought this was just a horribly written fanfic

    oh wait

    everytime this post comes up i have to laugh not just coz of the commentary but

    "Bed?" I blink rapidly 

    like wtf is she morse coding that shit at him or

    Reblogged from: yaoigod
  5. perfectly-imperfect-scientist:

feline-ranger:

causenotsymptom:

malformalady:

Glass headstones

Imagine a graveyard full of these on a sunny day. It would be so beautiful.

I would position mine so that every day when the sun was in the right position it would set fire to the roof of someone I hated, thus achieving revenge from beyond the grave every single day.

Count Olaf everyone.

    perfectly-imperfect-scientist:

    feline-ranger:

    causenotsymptom:

    malformalady:

    Glass headstones

    Imagine a graveyard full of these on a sunny day. It would be so beautiful.

    I would position mine so that every day when the sun was in the right position it would set fire to the roof of someone I hated, thus achieving revenge from beyond the grave every single day.

    Count Olaf everyone.

    Reblogged from: queenspuppyciel
  6. rage-against-the-man-chine:

    I love this man.

    Reblogged from: queenspuppyciel
  7. ultrafacts:

fiona-so:

a-bitter-form-of-refuge:

angry-moth-noises:

freckledtrekkie:

teamfreekickass:

paging-doctorfaggot:

IS THAT WHY YOUR VOICE SOUNDS SO DIFFERENT ON THE PHONE

FUCK MY VOICE IS HIGHER THAN THIS

OH MY GOD

NO WONDER WHY I AM A SERRANO IN CHOIR

A serrano is a small green pepper. The word you are looking for is soprano.



(Source) for the Ultrafacts post.

    ultrafacts:

    fiona-so:

    a-bitter-form-of-refuge:

    angry-moth-noises:

    freckledtrekkie:

    teamfreekickass:

    paging-doctorfaggot:

    IS THAT WHY YOUR VOICE SOUNDS SO DIFFERENT ON THE PHONE

    FUCK MY VOICE IS HIGHER THAN THIS

    OH MY GOD

    NO WONDER WHY I AM A SERRANO IN CHOIR

    A serrano is a small green pepper. The word you are looking for is soprano.

    (Source) for the Ultrafacts post.

    Reblogged from: queenspuppyciel
  8. chemistry-checkmate:

    nepetasfatcock:

    2spookyasscrack:

    onlylolgifs:

    halloween costume

    jESUS CHRIST THAT’S FUCKING TERRIFYING 

    Me on my way to steal yo man

    YOU CAN KEEP HIM

    Reblogged from: queenspuppyciel
  9. tom-sits-like-a-whore:

    nappyedges:

    queennubian:

    image

    Fine men naked and in suits. Have mercy.

    Reblogged from: queenspuppyciel
    • antagonist: [practices threatening and smug monologue before first face-to-face meeting or final showdown with the protagonist]
    • antagonist: i'm going to kick your world and rule the ass
    • antagonist: oh god damn it
    Reblogged from: kingbradleys
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